Several years ago, my mom told me she bought some hypnotizing tapes on weight loss. I said I was game so I came over and started listening to them. Nearly 20 minutes through I kept wondering why they never actually talked about weight loss. I assumed it was part of the "hypnotic osmosis experience" or whatever. They just kept talking about remembering...
I finally pressed stop and asked my mom.
She said, "Oh I forgot, I also ordered ones to help me with my memory."
BAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteand I dropped tons of things today and clumsily forgot a few "minor details" of goings-on. It's my pregnant brain... what's your excuse? ;)
I should share a funny story.
ReplyDeleteSeveral years ago, my mom told me she bought some hypnotizing tapes on weight loss. I said I was game so I came over and started listening to them. Nearly 20 minutes through I kept wondering why they never actually talked about weight loss. I assumed it was part of the "hypnotic osmosis experience" or whatever. They just kept talking about remembering...
I finally pressed stop and asked my mom.
She said, "Oh I forgot, I also ordered ones to help me with my memory."
They clearly didn't work mom.
ha.